Dancing Stones

If you just stumbled in off the interstate, or out of an alternate dimension, pull up a chair and adjust your frequency. Whether you're navigating the humid, moss-draped avenues of coastal North Carolina or just trying to survive your own daily hyperdrive, you’ve landed in the right corner of the universe. Grab a front-row seat, power up your sensors, and let’s dive in.


The planning officers of this world are efficient and thorough. They require every stone to have a fixed coordinate, a verified weight, and a structural purpose. They build a reality governed entirely by zoning laws, system optimizations, and predictable data points.

It's a clean, efficient architecture, but it leaves us living in sterile rooms. The human element, that stubborn and quiet instinct for folklore and fantasy, demands a loophole in the blueprint. We look out at the rigid landscape with a persistent longing for a place where, despite the regulations, a stone might dance.

When I was very young, my great-aunt Nanny showed me the piles of stones at the corners of our pasture. She told me that on nights of the full moon, the fairies came out to play their music, and the stones danced across the open grass to the corners where they piled themselves up. From then on, each full moon, I would stand on the back porch at dusk, when the fireflies came out, watching for dancing stones. The fact that I never actually saw them move didn't discourage me; it only made me more determined.

Later, the planning officers caught up with me. My father told me that Uncle John had carried those stones across the pasture himself to keep the horses from stepping on them and turning an ankle. But my father's practical explanation couldn't erase the folklore. I've never stopped wishing there was a place in the world where stones could dance. It keeps the world from becoming too hard.

That's why I look for dimensional rifts where the rules of the material world break down, and stories take root. Aunt Nanny was a master conjurer. She knew the stones didn't move, but she also knew the enchantment of the story would keep that pasture and that full-moon night alive forever. She wasn't lying; she was introducing me to magic, the kind that keeps a grown man looking out at dusk, when the fireflies come out, and remembering the anticipation of fairy music and dancing stones.

Consider this blog the dimension where the conjurer appears on stage. I'm not here to play the wizard. I have no interest in handing down absolute truths from a mountaintop or pretending to hold the master key to the cosmos. This blog is the conjurer's cabinet. It exists to make room for exaggeration, folklore, and wild speculation, all the things planning officers generally dismiss or ignore.

When we gather the fragments of where we came from, how we got here, and the stories we told ourselves along the way, we're practicing a deliberate, beautiful misdirection. We're looking beyond Uncle John's tractor paths to see what else might be moving in the shadows when the moon is full.

The material of the imagination is alive and kicking. It just needs a stage wide enough to dance on, and a public willing to look past the pasture fence and enjoy the enchantment.

Eternally Surprised (Twice)

I want to get better. I really do. Living with a spoiled little tyrant inside my head is no fun, believe me. On any given day, at any given time, I'm likely to hear something like this:

Now, you see, you're running as fast as you can
and still you're in the same place. If you really
want to get somewhere, you must run twice as fast.

 


That's Princess Amy, channeling the Red Queen. I must say, the young geezer does love the classics.

Her advice is insane, of course, and it's not surprising that I don't respond. Getting that kind of life advice is worse than no advice at all. Leads to apathy, or even worse, avolition. 

I know what you're thinking; it was a new word for me, too, when my therapist, Dr. Coast, first used it. I misunderstood her to say avocation and thought she was talking about my blogging.  

For those disinclined to sprint to WebMD: avolition refers to a total lack of motivation that makes it hard to accomplish anything. Apathy can keep me from publishing a blog post. Avolition can keep me from getting out of bed. The difference is meaningful, particularly to the blog.

Solutions come when you aren't searching.

Over the years, I've found several ways of keeping my head above the clouds when the storms of depression, anxiety, and grief come roaring in from offshore. I don't want you to think I've discovered any secrets; all my coping tools are well-known. They include walking in sunshine, singing along with favorite recording artists, sometimes to the considerable distress of nearby wildlife, and laughter. This very blog is one of my outlets for laughter; it's the reason I launched The Circular Journey in the first place.

One thing I particularly like is reading authors who share funny stories about their own mental health struggles. Looking for the giggles in life's absurdities seems to be a common practice among people with mood disorders. We are, as a group, an excellent company.

During one of Amy's recent tirades, I remembered a book I'd started months earlier but abandoned because it featured taxidermy distantly and unnecessarily. Taxidermy is one of three subjects I avoid in popular entertainment. 

But I was desperate for reading fodder, so, taxidermy be damned, I decided. I started reading the book. There was no bookmark to tell me where I'd left off, so I decided to read a little of each chapter until I found something familiar, then move on. I began reading each chapter, and soon realized I  was in new territory, or so I believed. I was enjoying the book immensely and wondering why on earth I'd ever put it down.

Then I reached a story near the end. It was the author's account of how she routinely watches movies, thinking she's never seen them, only to realize at the climax that she has, in fact, seen them before.

As I read that story, I experienced that feeling called
déjà vu. I realized I'd read that chapter before. In fact, I'd read the entire book. Every word of it.

Amazingly, I had just experienced, in real time, the precise phenomenon the author was describing, while reading her very description of it.

I'll bet the Japanese have a word for that. They have a word for everything. Must be all the leisure time created by zazen meditation.

It's all predictable until it isn't.

Now that I think about it, perhaps I should give that multiple-worlds theory another look. If there are entangled particles of mine floating around in a parallel dimension, I'd at least like to know if that version of me finished the book the first time. 

And so there you have it--again. It may not be the best life, but it's mine. And as I navigate the quantum fields of whimsy that make up my days, I have no better option than to look for all the laughter I can find in the folly. 

And so rather than wrestle with avolition, I raise a glass to the laughter that sparkles like sunlight on the sea in those interstitial spaces, where the moments don't quite touch and anything, apparently, anything can happen twice.

Always Amy's Fault

It's not that I'm unaware. I may be mentally ill, but I'm not stupid. This morning I noticed everything — really noticed it, the way you're supposed to. The sky over the marsh had that scrubbed, just-rained watercolor blue. The lagoon reflected the same color as a heron went about its business with no particular hurry, as though not to disturb the reflection.


I watched the scene evolve as I drove out of Chatsford, and thought, well, there it is; a beautiful morning, delivered with perfect timing. And here I am, for once, paying full attention.

But here's the part nobody warns you about: knowing everything is fine does not translate to feeling fine. Events, it turns out, have almost nothing to do with it. Hand a neurodivergent brain a perfect morning, gift-wrapped, bow on top, and it will still go looking for the fire exits.

This one's on Amy. It's all her fault.

I should clarify. When I say Amy, I don't mean the tiara-wearing critic who runs the bridge of my other stories. This Amy is smaller, older, and considerably less housebroken. Dr. Coast calls her my amygdala. I call her the intern nobody hired who somehow got the corner office anyway.

Since last Thursday, or possibly since the Cretaceous, (Amy keeps her own calendar) she's taken up a new hobby: police body-cam footage. YouTube, apparently. I don't watch the stuff myself; I haven't got the stomach for it, and Spectrum only carries me so far into the modern age. But Amy has her own streaming service. She's always known what I'm watching, where I'm going, and what I'm thinking, so I assume she's found some private feed running straight off the electromagnetic field between my ears.

This morning she gave me the look. The one that means she's about to speak, whether I invited her or not.

"What are you complaining about?" she demanded. "I do everything for you. I've saved your goose countless times, and all you do is complain about my methods and compare me to the Red Queen of Wonderland. Can you name one thing you've ever done just for me?"

I opened my mouth.

"Yeah. That's what I thought."

"I don't get it wrong all the time," she added, before I could recover. "Just sometimes. Like yesterday, at the reception."

Ah, yes. The reception. A perfectly civilized, seated affair with place cards, salad forks, and a string quartet working through Pachelbel like it owed them money. Somewhere between the toast and the entrée, Amy decided the appropriate response was full evacuation. "Run for your life!" she cried. I very nearly took the tablecloth with me.

"How was I supposed to know it was a sit-down reception?" she said, entirely unrepentant.

"It said so on the invitation, Amy. In fancy script, with a calligraphy border."

"I don't read invitations. I read rooms. And that room had exits I didn't like."

Here's what I've come to understand, however grudgingly: Amy isn't wrong about danger, she's just wrong about scale. Somewhere back along my family tree, being the nervous one kept an ancestor alive long enough to have a descendant like me who could still take a Sunday morning drive, noticing herons wading the lagoons. 

I don't approve of Amy's methods. But I do answer her calls, most of them, because the alternative is not taking them at all, and I've seen where that road leads.

So this morning I let the sky be blue, and the coffee be good, and I let Amy grumble along in the background, running body-cam footage without consulting or warning me. It wasn't a quiet morning, exactly. But it was mine, static and all, and I noticed every bit of it.

And that, Dr. Coast, is what I'm calling progress.

Mindfleet Academy: He's A Rocket Man


Ambassador's Log: Stardate 2026.203

Invented Mission Name: The Chicago Incursion
or 
The Real Rocket Man

Of all the command vessels in all the sectors of the United Federation of Emotional States, Captain Amy was assigned to mine. She runs on anxiety, mischief, and an inexhaustible supply of inspired absurdity. Even so, I consider it a privilege to serve aboard her mindship, even when the privilege announces itself in neon pink. What choice do I have, really?


The alert systems were flashing that neon shade; a vibrant, pulsing declaration that Captain Amy had selected because she felt the traditional red lacked sufficient emotional urgency. A reasonable position, honestly, if you know anything at all about her.

"Pink alert!" she shouted
 into her command console, "Stop everything and look at me!" Her glittering tiara was slipping down her brow when she demanded, "All stations, report! Why is the Ambassador not present? We have a Tier-1 cosmic crisis, people!"

First Officer Reason turned from his science console, his expression a masterclass in elegant, unbothered composure. "Captain, the only anomaly I'm detecting is that your dopamine receptors are firing at 400% capacity. Did you discover another vintage vocabulary word, or is there something else on your mind?"

"Touch grass, Major Reason!" Amy snapped, crossing her arms and sticking out her lower lip in a magnificent display of petulant royal authority.

From a loose wire panel near the floorboards, Cadet Reginald the ferret poked his sleek head out. Around his tiny neck, a newly modified MA-1 language translator collar crackled to life.

"Dook?" he offered, with an air of philosophical inquiry.

"Listen up, people," Amy declared. "I have just intercepted a transmission from the Earth Sector. A message from the prime timeline announcing the latest voyage where no man has gone before: The Icon. The Legend. The original commander of the Starship Enterprise, Mr. William Shatner himself, has broken the space-time continuum."

I stepped onto the bridge, curious despite myself. "Shatner? The man is 95 years old. What could he possibly be doing to cause a pink alert?"

"Glad you asked," Amy beamed, her impatience dissolving instantly into pure, radiant fan-girl delight. "He's headlining Riot Fest in Chicago's Douglass Park this coming September. He's performing a heavy metal set, backed by thirty-five musicians, covering everything from Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest. He calls it chaos with purpose." 

She paused for a beat and then added, "He calls it loud imagination!"

The bridge went gloriously silent.

Then Cadet Reginald fixed a tiny, unblinking stare at me and said "Dook, dook," which the MA-1 collar rendered as: "Loud music is bad for the ears. No evolutionary advantages. It's a biological tragedy."

Major Reason adjusted his holographic brain display with the calm satisfaction of a man whose logic gates had processed something significant. "Are you telling us that a 95-year-old icon, who flew into Earth orbit at age 90, is going to front a heavy metal band at a rock festival?"

"Yes!" Amy shouted, radiant with triumph. "Therefore, I am filing an immediate request for a special observation assignment. The FMS Coastal Voyager is heading to Illinois!"

This is a good place to pause and confess something. Earlier in the week, Amy had cornered me in a masterful display of weaponized emotional logic and extracted a binding pledge: by the end of the quarter, I was to submit a formal recommendation promoting her to Fleet Admiral. The thought of an amygdala holding fleet command had kept me searching for a loophole ever since.

Chief Engineer Anxiety's sigh resonated from below. "Captain, Academy regulations explicitly forbid deploying an emotional command vessel for personal excursions. We manage existential dread and GPS failures. We do not do heavy metal mosh pits."

"Regulations are suggestions written by people who don't own tiaras," Amy declared. "If the Academy objects, we'll navigate around their coordinates without authorization."

"That's called a mutiny, Captain," Lieutenant Joy observed pleasantly, as though she were commenting on Amy's choice of foot joy. 

"It's called unapologetic exploration," Amy corrected, and then she fixed a sharp gaze on me. "And you, Mr. Diplomat, are going to help, or not? Must I remind you of our executive agreement?"

I met her eyes that sparkled with a wild, joyful, utterly uncontainable glint, and I felt something click into place. A beautiful, elegant, perfectly diplomatic solution to my conundrum.

If I bless this music fest expedition, I realized, I would hold the leverage I needed to nullify the promotion request. She gets Chicago. I get freedom from the Admiral scheme. Everyone wins. Especially Shatner.

"You know, Captain," I said with the smoothest diplomatic purr I could muster. "Regulations can be unreasonably rigid. Music and space share the same essential truth: both reward those bold enough to explore them. I believe I can facilitate this unauthorized mission of yours by talking to a few people I know in the Academy. Consider it done."

Amy rose from her captain's chair, tiara blazing, and turned to face her crew with the serene confidence of someone who has never doubted the universe would cooperate.

"Make it so, Ambassador," she commanded, and turning to the astonished crew, she said in her most Amy voice, "Engage!"

An Occasional Eden

The morning had opened warm and moist, and my stroll around the gardens had left me glistening, but now I was seated in the cooling shade of the forest canopy and refreshing the tissues with the contents of an icy cup. 


Despite my poor choice in upholstery for the morning walk, I nonetheless had achieved a Nirvana-like repose.

Thunderstorms might be troubling the coast elsewhere, but here in Airlie Gardens, just east of Wilmington, I enjoyed a peaceful calm that comes only to those who have done absolutely nothing to deserve it.

The air was redolent with birdsong, and ocean breezes rustled the leaves of camellia and azalea. I was restoring the soul while  Ms. Wonder wandered the garden's interior, camera in hand, producing something she called a pictorial essay, whatever that is.

A young man who'd parked his noisy pickup in a space near the picnic area gave me a look as he passed by on his way, unless I missed my guess, to join his waiting family. It was one of those looks that, if translated into the common tongue, would have included phrases like 'silly old coot.'

I recognized it as a look of envy, although what actually sparked the green-eyed monster in this young geezer, I cannot say. But I didn't blame him for it. There was a time, not so long ago in the grand reckoning of things, when I would have been the one striding past, purposeful, slightly overheated, things to do and somewhere to be. 

There is a curious gift that comes with slowing down and having fewer somewheres to be: you finally notice the cooling.
On a morning this warm and humid, a table in the leafy shade with cooling sea breezes and icy refreshments is highly desired, if not downright coveted.

After all, getting right down to the heart of the matter, who could be offended or cast blame on others when surrounded by a garden paradise like the one known as Airlie Gardens, especially in the middle of the celebration known as the North Carolina Azalea Festival? The answer, of course, is no one.

We do well to remember that we don't know everything about other people's lives. Best to assume that anyone entering the grounds of one of the few Edens left on earth is committed to spreading goodness and light. Otherwise, such a person is risking being expelled from the Garden and chased away by avenging angels with flaming words. No one wants that.